slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective


laserclifford:

security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker


theists:

friendzoning a boy like

image


zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane


pressing:

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be-ating:

sunset 6.9.14

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN


vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin